Imagine you had a robot boyfriend and you were snuggling into his chest, and you could hear a soft humming and whirring, like the machine version of a heartbeat UvU
and every so often his CPU makes some kinda cute lil grumbly noise
no but women are so badass okay
because there will inevitably come a point in every woman’s life where she wakes up in a pool of her own blood and her reaction will be dammit now i have to do laundry
that is some suave superhero shit and you won’t ever be able to convince me otherwise
YES. HELLO. I AM HERE FOR THE SMASHING OF BROS.
komaeda pixel yeahh
hold the fuck on
you know how you blow on game cartridges to make them work?
well john is the hero of breath right???
and he does the windy thing right????
that fucker went to go fix the game